Sunday, April 7, 2013

Dog Days





Today I am sick as a dog. Not your ordinary “Gee I have the sniffles” sick but the “I am writing my blog at 4 A.M. in the morning because my throat is in so much pain I can’t sleep” kind. You would think taking two days off work and laying low would have done the trick but instead this bug has turned a vicious corner and I am constantly thinking of the Alicia Keys’ “Girl on Fire” lyrics: She's got her head in the clouds (hello Nyquil stupor!) and she's not backing down (from swigging gallons of herbal tea), this girl(’s throat) is on fire, this girl(’s throat) is on fire…

I actually think I have strep and yes, I’m calling my doctor. In the meantime, I’m convinced I know how I got it – s-t-r-e-s-s. It is well documented that too much stress can make your body more vulnerable to little buggies that freely float about. The previous week I had “good stress”: vacation time and having family visit as well as “bad stress”: going for my “woman’s health” exam. You know what I am talking about. Suffice it to say, it took a village to get me to my appointment. Perhaps I got strep from straining my vocal chords to a high “c” after the familiar “this might feel a little uncomfortable” phrase was used. Love the word “might”, as in you “might” die someday or “might” get a headache if an anvil happens to fall out of the sky and land on your head.


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