I bet you are singing the jingle right now, aren't you? Who knew their bouncy little tune would foretell the future!
SNAP: your hip goes out and onlookers think you're spontaneously vying for a spot on "Dancing With The Stars" as you try to keep from doing a face-plant
CRACKLE: your dry skin is such a wasteland Aveeno stocks surge
POP: the waist button on your pants can no longer hold and the built up force thrusts it into orbit as onlookers shout "incoming" and "duck and cover"
Though a little hard to swallow, these three guys are still singing our song.
Though a little hard to swallow, these three guys are still singing our song.
No comments:
Post a Comment